On Monday, in the space of about 10 minutes, while out for a walk I found a set of keys and a wallet (completely unrelated from each other). I love finding stuff. The keys had one of those grocery tags on it that say “Drop in mailbox, postage guaranteed”. Okay, time to actually test that theory.

The wallet had $8 in it, a high school ID from last year, a receipt from CVS where the guy bought a big bag of Cracker Jacks, and a small baggie with the remnants of marijuana inside. The empty Cracker Jack bag was littered on the street nearby.

I was going to return everything until I saw the empty Cracker Jack bag and the empty pot baggie. So I decided that the $8 was a fine for littering and drug use. I’ll send the empty wallet to the high school and they can track the kid down.