September 30, 2005 11:09pm by swood | 
Well tonight I successfully defended the world from an alien invasion. Yeah, that’s right. don’t all thank me at once.
I heard someone shouting something about flying saucers so I ran outside. Luckily I had my plasma pistol handy. Take THAT alien scum!
My aim just wasn’t on so I decided to crank my gun up to 11. Maybe THEN I could hit something.
I finally chased them off. Ahhh… another successful defense. Donations are accepted.
Dude, you need an intervention or something.