The Tracfone pre-paid cell phone system is fantastic for those of us who are not lemmings. Those of us who stand above the teeming millions and their idiotic cell phone contracts. Those of us who actually enjoy life and don’t feel the need to call their friends to tell them that they are standing in line at an ATM.
Using Tracfone, I pay about $40 a year for cell phone service. You can too. But you already know all this. You are a fellow Tracfone user. You just want to find out how to buy the cheapest minutes possible. Well calm down my furry little friend. Here is what you do…
First, do NOT buy a Tracfone pre-paid minutes card at Wal-Mart or any other retail store. Put it down and back away from the counter. Have a little patience. Jeez. Go home, get on the frickin’ interweb and go to www.tracfone.com and do the following. Buy a new phone from Tracfone.
“But I already have a Tracfone”, says you. “No worries, my feathered friend.”, says I. Go to the “Buy a phone” section of the website and purchase the deal that offers you a Motorola C139 with 2 60-minute cards for $19.99.
See? Why would you pay $20 at Wal-Mart for a 60 minute card when you can get two for the same price? You learn quick! But avast, we are not done yet and you may lay to that!
Wait a couple of days for your shiny new phone and two 60-minute cards to arrive. Upon arrival, examine your beautiful new cellular phone for a few minutes. Now throw it in the trash. Who the frick cares about the phone? It’s the booty we be after! Two 60-minute cards be Tracfone gold!
Now activate one of the 60-minute cards and magically transform it into a 120-minute card. “What you say?” “Someone set up us the bomb”, I say. It is true my little munchkin. Little did you know that you actually received 240 minutes and a free phone with that measly little $20 purchase!
Go to www.tracfone.com and go through the process of adding air time to your existing phone. When you see the option to enter a Promo Code, enter this:
*** NOTE NEW CODE *** (Go to TracFoneClub.com for the latest TracFone Promo Codes.)
This little number will transform your 60-minute card into a 140-minute card and give you 90 days of service. Now do it again with the second card. Violin! You’ve done it!
You’ve just received 240 minutes and 6 months of service for $20. Good job. Isn’t it great to sit in the tree and watch the lemmings fall off the cliff?