So I checked the Death Clock today and was startled to discover that my personal Date of Death is scheduled for Tuesday, October 12, 2027, which is about 20 years earlier than I would have liked! Damn, I don’t feel unhealthy. I know I weigh more than I should, but I feel like I’m just barely over the edge. Not according to the experts, I guess.
Jeez, if that doesn’t make you want to eat right and lose weight, I don’t know what else will.


I got July 17th, 2049. I’l live your extra 20 years for you.
As a historical fact..
Deathclock was originally built by Ray Camden, uses ColdFusion and an Access database.
http://www.camdenfamily.com/morpheus/cf_sites.cfm
( He no longer takes care of the site )
Yeah, I know about the Ray Camden connection… that’s how I found the site. heheh.
I have July 15th, 2049. Strange. I guess that’ll be a popular week to die. I wonder if we’ll finally be getting that flu epidemic they’ve been promising us for the past couple years.
I’ll be 73. Not very impressive, but not too early I guess.
Unfortunately it’s the day before my wife’s birthday so she probably won’t get any cake.
Wednesday, January 12, 2067
I’m setting a reminder right now, for 43 years into the future, to get a new suit – looks like I’ll have some funerals to go to!