Woot.com – Companies With Humor For The Win!

I keep forgetting to check Woot!  So I missed today’s Woot, which is a cool Roomba robot vacuum for an amazing price.  Best of all is the copy that accompanies the Roomba.  Witness:

According to iRobot, “world-class roboticists created Roomba” and then “experts tested it.” We take this to mean that the Roomba will almost certainly not massacre your entire family in a death orgy of inscrutable machine rage, but we regret that we cannot offer refunds in the event that it does. Hey, if you want a plantation full of robot slaves, you have to accept the risk of a bloody uprising.

This quote right here turns me into a loyal Wootist.